The proof for our very first anthology is awesome. I couldn’t be any happier with how it turned out. Seeing as to how I am finally holding a copy in my hands, you know what that means? It means that the book will be out soon! And that means that our contributors will be getting packages in the mail. This is exciting and has been a long time coming. We have worked very hard on this book and know that you will love it.

Keep coming back for more updates, because we will be posting the day it goes live through various retailers.

Here it is, guys! This list is subject to slight change between now and when the book actually releases. This is also what we are thinking of for the order of the stories that will be featured in this book! I am Very excited about this thing. We have a lot of great names and great stories. If you will notice, we have a super secret story to complete the anthology.

1. Wol-Vriey Lucy in Brain Ceiling World

2. Jeff Burk The Satanic Little Toaster

3. Robert Harris A Smashed Up Salmon

4. Dustin Reade Night Butterfly

5. Marcin Kiszela Dreamsource

6. James Dorr Mr. Happy Head

7. Alan M. Clark and David Conover Ugly Shirt’s Quest

8. Edmund Colell  Fuck Your Death, Keep Working

9. Robert Harris Pixelated Nostalgia

10. Sean Leonard Dope-elganger

11. Emily Hundrwadel Body Snatcher’s Remorse

12. Bruce Taylor Four Dreams in Miniature

13. Alan M. Clark and Randy Fox Not About Mrs. Maridu

14. Daniel Gonzales Sitcom Hell

15. Aaron French Shoes

16. Max Booth III A Prescription for Shut the Fuck Up

17. Vincenzo Bilof The Swamp of Girders and Chains

18. P. A. Douglas Pussy Apocalypse

19. Danger_Slater The Monster, the Man, the Building, the Bomb

20. MP Johnson Vagalyn’s Flying Head

21. Todd Nelson Moon Love

22. Ethan C. Evans and  Daniel J. Pendergraft Wildberry Christ

23. Jan Maszczycsn Toy Soldiers

24. G. Arthur Brown The Pitfalls of Modern Gardening

25. Craig Saunders Sleep and the End

26. Meghan Acuri Plaything

27. Michael A. Rose Civics of Consequence

28. Christopher T. Dabrowski Big Bang

29. Andrew Adams Forget Me Not, Filet Mignon

30 William Cook The Colony

31. Robert Harris Schluck!

32. Alan M. Clark and David Conover All His First Born

33. Tony Rauch Refugees from the Future

34. James Reith As One

35. Gabino Iglesias Looking for Gloria

36. Nick Cato A Path for the New Bride

37. ????

Three hundred and nineteen submissions later, Bizarro Bizarro is closer to becoming a reality. That above sentence almost doesn’t make sense, because we don’t believe in reality; in fact, that word might not even exist. Are you reading this post? Is that Leonardo Di Caprio poking around in your dreams in Batman-themed lingerie?

The authors who submitted to Bizarro Bizarro clearly have a passion for literature that is beyond the mass-market, fluffy airport paperback literature endorsed by Ronald McDonald and Ellen Degeneres. The amount of talent we’ve been exposed to… If we said it was “mind-blowing”, that would sound cliché, so instead, we’ll say that it was heart-exploding. Several of the stories that won’t be included in our book still linger in our nightmares, and haunt us when we’re about to purchase personal hygiene products.

We’re pleased to announce that acceptance/rejection letters have been sent to all parties involved. CHECK YOUR EMAIL! If you did not receive a response from us, your email may have been deactivated by the NSA, or maybe Villainous Vincenzo used the wrong email address, which is possible, because he doesn’t believe in the concept of email, anyway. A sacking is imminent…

The tentative release date for our anthology is November… 0. The zero-th. The zero-ish. The zeroed. Sometime in November.

We hope to formally announce a semi-official or official table of contents this week. In the meantime, authors who return their contracts to us may emerge from their hypersleep chambers, rub their eyes, and announce their inclusion in our wonderful book.

Thank you for making this a reality. We love you all, from the bottom of the souls we don’t have.

Larry, Moe, and Curly

Bizarro Pulp Press